everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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