I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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