I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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