I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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