addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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