i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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