We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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