you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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