So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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