Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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