Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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