Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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