she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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