all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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