Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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