Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
