i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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