She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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