dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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