Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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