i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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