The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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