Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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