she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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