I'm lost and stupid without you.
i just google imaged poop.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Randomize
