Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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