we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
