I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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