Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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