Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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