My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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