my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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