do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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