.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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