Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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