Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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