This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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