Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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