I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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