Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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