Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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