I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize