The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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