Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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