i already hear my dad disowning me
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
