I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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