You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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