We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I need water and some morals
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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