I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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