this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
is it fun? or sober?
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