its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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