found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
ttyl tear gas
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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