I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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