I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize
