everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize