Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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