How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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