remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
