I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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