The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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